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The Cubicle unBasket  - Out of Stock Until 2015

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The Cubicle unBasket - Out of Stock Until 2015

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$49.99

Product Description

The Cubicle unBasket is the perfect gift when the drudgery of corporate life gets you down, or when one of your favorite workmates has been sent packing. Studies say* that when you send this unBasket to a colleague they will get a raise within 7 business days. (*And by “studies” we mean “Liars”, but don’t sweat that and get back to those TPS reports).

The unBasket contains:
* Saving Up to Quit my Job Tin Bank: Whoever said money can't bring happiness was lying. Money is your only ticket out that door. 3.5" x 4.5".
*Coffee: 1.75 ounces of work-day heroine.
* Enjoy Your Job Breath Spray: Just a spray of this and all your workday woes will just be a blur. Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
* Get Along with your Co-Workers Organic Tea: Artificial joy and harmony... now in handy tea bag form. Organic black tea with orange peel. 16 individually wrapped certified organic tea bags.
* Get Along with your Co-Workers Gum: Two packs. WARNING: If you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of fruit gum.
* Mini Crime Scene Tape: A tiny crime has been committed! If someone steals the stapler off your desk or forgets to clean out the microwave in the lunchroom, just put a strip of this tape around the affected area to make your point in an amazingly passive aggressive way. Each plastic dispenser comes with 100 feet of tape, which should be enough to take care of a miniature crime spree!
* Another Meeting Note Pad: Stay one step ahead of the rest of the team by actually taking notes! Equipped with ample space to jot strategic information, list action items, or doodle key takeaways, you’re sure to look busy and important—even if you’re only a peon. 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
* Pay Day Candy Bars What’s an office-themed gift without a PayDay?
* Coffee Candies

From time to time we may need to substitute an item (or a few) in one of our unBaskets. Any substitutions will be of equal or greater value and will embody the clever or unique vibe of that unBasket.

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